Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up1355arrow-down18
arrow-up1347arrow-down1image"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"lemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square115fedilink
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up34·1 day agoAll these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?” Verbose disses only work in rap
minus-squareuntorquer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 day agoAlternatively, “And it’s a very nice watch.” Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.
minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoOr a Guy Richie film. “Bleedin 'ell. You’ve bin 'ad mate. Blonde Tony was selling those daan the Nags 'ed last week for a pony. 5 for a ton.”
All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?”
Verbose disses only work in rap
Alternatively, “And it’s a very nice watch.” Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.
Or a Guy Richie film.
“Bleedin 'ell. You’ve bin 'ad mate. Blonde Tony was selling those daan the Nags 'ed last week for a pony. 5 for a ton.”