I admit poop jokes aren’t my favorite, but they’re a solid #2.

My wife says i have uniquely prepared her to substitute teach 7-8th graders.

I am proud of this achievement.

Damn it she’s asleep I’ll have to show her this one later. Hmm. “Hey babe, check it out they made a statue of you…”

Edit: she said “Oh, I’m white?”

She asks what I’m laughing at all the time.

Even though she knows it’s some top tier brain rot level shit, she still wants to see.

Sometimes it even gets a laugh out of her

I don’t know what it is, but if you tell me “You shouldn’t laugh at this because only 13 year olds laugh at this” before you show me something, I will involuntarily laugh 200% harder.

This is so meta it hurts.

Average day of being a woman on Lemmy and feeling excluded and alienated.