Ok boomer

Also collecting intel about you and your surroundings in the following wave bands:

0.1Hz - 4kHz Gyroscope

20Hz - 40kHz Multiple microphones

220kHz Wireless charging controller

13.5MHz NFC

1GHz - 6GHz Wideband (airtags)

600MHz - 30GHz 5G Bands

2.4/5Ghz Wifi/Bt (mass SSID and beacon collection)

1100MHz to 1600MHz GPS

380THz Face ID and Cam focus aid

Did i miss something?

I call it *anti-*social media! (Give me the Pulitzer)

How is this a shitpost exactly?