I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it’s been nice knowing you all

A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.

It’s a car. RIP

A wall?!

Poor cat

Hairbrush. It’d fit fine, but it’s got rubberized paint that’s coming off the handle. :/

This is rather convenient, as the object to my left is a roll of toilet paper

Small metal filling cabinet that is wider than I am, death is what I get

I was leaning against this when I opened the post:

a nice soft blanket. not sure how much will fit but I bet when I take it out it’ll feel like taking packing out of your sinuses after an infection.

I can BREATHE!

Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go

TP

A double width bus chair

Fuck

a wall

Holy mackerel, it’s the house!