The best Onion article I’ve read so far. I do not care if the article was or not written in 2005, I will asume it was wrote this year because I laughed my ass off when I read that Chen was 23yo and started to work at the factory in 1996.

Imagine being the factory worker making fleshlights.

I use my taco holders twice a week. It sucks building three perfect crunchy tacos and then they fall over and everything spills out.

That was a great read.