The rest of the world should take this approach. If everyone just plain ignored and ghosts the US’s emissaries it would be pretty funny.
Is “ghosts” really the most sensitive word for someone who’s been on deaths door for a while now?
Edit - er. Well. Just seen today’s news.
did you just jinx him?
Fuck.
Holy ghost.
“Ghouls” maybe? That would be a better word for the pope
Turns out he was on his death bed and didn’t want to waste his last few hours. Solid dude.
“tell Vance he can schedule any time after Monday”
Pope meets with JD Vance.
Says the Trump admin’s immigration policy is a grave sin.
Refuses to elaborate.
Dies.
Based Holiness.
The “refuses to elaborate” is simple, Mathew 25 31-46.
It quite clearly says that you are to welcome the immigrant, feed the poor, care for the sick, and visit the prisoners.
Failure to do any of that is a straight shot to hell, no matter how much you claim to love god, you actually have to do the work, or it’s off to hell.
Fun fact, Mathew 25 is the only place in the bible that references sending ordinary people to hell. All that fire and brimstone, it’s actually in that one passage. Nowhere else does hell show up for normal people, just fallen angles and shit.
I’d rather die than talk to JD Vance too. That dude seems like a pdf file.
couchdick.pdf
Pope ghosts
Well, that certainly aged. Like milk or wine, I’m not sure.
Wine, it’s pretty funny wording in hindsight.
Holy Ghost?
Dude all but endorsed Trump, called Harris a baby killer. Fuck him and his nonsense organization.
Of course popes have a wonderful history of supporting authoritarian monsters.
Just look up this pope’s history during the Argentinian coup. This isn’t his first rodeo.
It’s often their role to sort of placate those in charge and just ride it out.
Pope Ghosts JD Vance
This is a very unfortunate title.
Cursed title
Could it be claimed that JD killed the pope? Pretty sus that he had a brief meeting and the man was dead hours later.
Queen met Liz Truss and died. JD goes to see the pope and he dies. Pattern around conservatives?
Would be nice if JD political career mirrored Truss.
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“they didnt tell me how wonderful the vaticans taste in furniture was…mmm…mmm…mmmm…”
I cant imagine hearing the the Pope died
And knowing that one of the last things he did alive was tell me Im being an asshole
But not even directly. Instead I didnt even get to meet him and he just sent someone to tell me.
He didn’t want to be in a MAGA propaganda photo. Neither did Gretchen Whitmer.
Did I not read a while back that he lost a fair amount of speech with his recent health troubles?
Lol. You’re only allowed to be that bad of a catholic if you were born one or at least have been one for a decade or two. Recent converts realizing catholicism isn’t the aesthetic is funny
