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Like A Duck@programming.dev to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

What is the best response to "Who are you?"

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What is the best response to "Who are you?"

Like A Duck@programming.dev to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Sketchpad01@lemmy.world
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    Your name, usually.

  • DarkMessiah@lemmy.world
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    “I’m Batman,”

  • Leraje@lemmy.world
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    I dunno man, when it comes right down to it, who are any of us really? Y’know?

  • Sean@lemmy.worldM
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    “My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die.”

  • pturn1@lemmy.world
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    “I’m Ronnie fucking Pickering”

    • Leraje@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Who’s that?

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        RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING!

  • 30mag@lemmy.world
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    No. Who’s on first.

  • abracaDavid@lemmy.world
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    Goddamn. Lemmy users are bad at comebacks.

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    An explanation of what I’m doing here.

  • Hanabie@sh.itjust.works
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    Spending an hour in the character generator, then clicking “venture forth”.

  • i_shot_the_sherry@lemmy.world
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    “I’m fine, thanks. Who are you?”

    • Kalladblog@lemmy.world
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      Hello Fine Thanks. I’m CD.

  • Chickenstalker@lemmy.world
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    A better question is “What do you want?”

    t. Mr. Morden (Babylon 5)

    • TheRealJefe@lemmy.world
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      Whom do you trust? Whom do you serve?

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    Not a Vorlon, that’s for sure

  • pornhubfan@sh.itjust.works
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    “your worst nightmare”

  • Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world
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    “Do you want my name rank, serial number and the Readers Digest shitty condensed version of my life story or do you just want to know what I am doing in your living room?”

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    “Back off, man. I’m a scientist.”

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