• Apeman42@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    You know how there’s all those fuckin people who swear they were Napoleon or Cleopatra in a previous life? Something like that.

    “I’ll have you know that Mr Mittens was a favorite bed cat of Charlemagne!”

  • Dr. Moose@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    Cats would be studied and experimented to create all sort of grift like snail juice creams and the entire culture of Chinese animal “medicine” we have today.

    Maybe what we have now is actually better for the cats.

  • DandomRude@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    Is the lifespan of cats in this scenario 1,000 years or 9 x 1,000 years because of their nine lives?