Health risk of EG.5, which is related to Omicron subvariant, judged to be low but may drive larger wave of infections
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The Erisian Liberation Front of SW and Rural Missouri, on the other hand, fully supports naming diseases and pestilences after the Goddess, Unstable May She Reign, and objects only to the application of the moniker to such a benign viral variant. In the future, we and/or I would request that her name be applied only to particularly virulent and/or unpredictable diseases and pestilences. May her sudden wrath never find you.
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Right, they should obviously be named after ancient gods, or pornstars.
Like Eris, the Greek goddess of discord?
Hail Eris! Hail Discordia!
Politicians to blame for their spread, like heatwaves.
Oh no, not the LotLizard Lona variant.
Oh god, don’t call it EG.5. all the loonatics are going to “uugg! UUuuggg! It says 5G! Dur iluminaties are not hiding it anymore!”
They’re going to dumb no matter what it’s called. Life finds a way (to dumb).
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Hail, Eris! 🍏
(Gold apple wasn’t an option)
