I got a job interview at Dollar General. GMail filed it as spam, so I missed my appointment.

Whatever happened to just talking to a human in person and saying ‘I need a job, and I’ll try not to clog your toilet’?

I remember being in my twenties. I got a BS in “organizational psychology” thinking I’d be the best at picking the perfect people for some very worthy endeavor.

I should have gone to trade school. Doing electives was cool, but my unused degree is shit. I guess it got me a bullshit job sending emails and updating 400 versions of the same fucking spreadsheet every day.

In my lifetime I got to watch it go from just being able to walk into any place and ask if they were hiring and you might talk to a manager and hand them your resume to 100% online and you are automatically rejected the millisecond you hit send on the application.

This is not realistic at all. In sweden they are all blonde and a bit to cute, so you forgive them.