There is an actual reason for this: it’s because people buy other people’s urine for drug tests. That little bottle has to be warm when you hand it over. I’m guessing in this case, it’s a high-crime area and people have to report to their probation officers.
Just shows what a farce the whole thing is.
Also, cold piss isn’t nearly as thirst quenching
In your opinion.
That is the joke, yes
I’m guessing this is the closest convenience store with a microwave to a drug testing medical facility?
‘land of the free’ my ass, can’t even put piss in the microwave
Ayo lmao
Literally 1984.
It pisses me off
i feel like if they actually wanted to stop this they should just get a separate microwave dedicated to urine heating. if people are doing it to pass a drug test, and the alternative is possibly failing a drug test, then i’m not really sure a sign is going to stop them. better to have a sacrificial microwave.
Ideally you need to put a code on the microwave for food and leave the other one free for piss heaters and people who don’t care either way.
What in the goddamn fuck the peoples who microwaved URINE ? cmon it’s waste from your body not food…smh…
Drug tests.
Buy store-bought urine or bring someone else’s for the test. It’s still gotta be body temp when you use it. So you nuke it for a few seconds before you tape it to your leg on your way in.
Someone got sick of cleaning the microwave. I would have put “feces”.
Won’t nobody microwave shit. Ahhhh. Ahahahaha. Hahaha!
You get me! I know you doodoo.
There’s a story here that I’m not sure I wanna know.
A person was probably heating up some pee on the way to cheat a drug test. They have little thermometer strips on the side, like what you see on a fish tank, to help verify the sample wasn’t brought in or tampered with.
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My head cannon is that there’s no such thing as a pee fetish, and the entire idea is propped up by the overwhelming sales of synthetic piss from sex shops in order to pass drug tests. Some porn studio marketing team noticed the sales and decided they should fill that niche, but all the viewers are just confused people watching out of shock value.
Basically the war on drugs inadvertently created a massive market where people piss and shit on eachother and think they like it.
I sit here shaking my head trying to figure out why anyone would use a microwave to heat pee
It just doesn’t taste the same when it’s cold.
Did you try to drink it straight from the source?
Clearly they’re just practicing their science, trying to pay homage to Hennig Brand.
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