I recently found my Radiohead Kid A stickers that have been waiting for the perfect placement since 2001.

I just realized I don’t have tattoos for the same reason I don’t stick stickers.

The secret is to just have a sticker area and then cover it in shit

That’s why the one wall in my little office nook is covered in anime characters and such

Meanwhile, my toddler will immediately place a sticker on literally the first thing they see. 🫠

Unless it’s a sticker for a skateboard brand or punk band, in which case, straight on the nearest street sign.

This is so relatable, I’ve carried my bag of stickers while moving houses three times by now.

*15 years

I love that my kids actually do not do that and stick stuff anywhere they can. With age they understand some surfaces are off limits so as to not damage them, but my windows and light switches never stood a chance…

When I come across a sticker I really like, like a band at a show or something, I usually buy 2 so I can stick one somewhere without much thought and put the other in a drawer for these reasons

Uh oh! I have a few hundred brewery stickers that I’ve put up. Some are even duplicates between my home glass display and my work locker.

Am I a double psychopath?

* three decades

One of my go to pieces of life advice for people is to just put stickers on things

Everyone is missing the option where you put them in a box and take it around and trade them

I always knew I wasn’t like the others

I have several dozen stickers in my drawer now. I used to put them on the back of my TV and then my TV died.