Have you seen the elf care system in this country!?

I want to be a dentist

Trapped under cat. Send help.

Because I’m a Dwarf.

I’ve fallen and can’t get up.

I can’t get it to come down

I’m still in storage in Tacoma.

Too busy scaling a mountain at a near 90 degree angle because I crave that mineral.

Because I’ve already mastered PE32+.

Timezones mean I am not able to make it.

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I forgot to lock the cage and mine got out.

I’m not a gnelf, I’m not a gnoblin, I’m a gnome