Is it too late to get a refund for the Louisiana Purchase?
Sacrebleu!
As someone who just moved from the west into “the REAL US” … this shit is old and broken and slow as fuck and everyone just accepts it like it’s supposed to be that way.
Because it’s either that, or they pay taxes. They made their own bed.
Taxes are SO high in Pennsylvania it’s crazy. I just need sidewalks, honestly.
There seems to be a mistake with this map, Minnesota is a Canadian province
I wish!
Colorado: Real US
Rest of the states: Mental illness
True. Also how is Florida not mental illness? SMH my head.
Despite the fact that I have family in florida, I would definitely swap florida and California status, least Cali does something good for the country with their tech innovation and privacy laws. I can’t recall the last time Florida did something good
The moon landing launched from there., and that’s about all I’m willing to give them.
Miami Vice was pretty good though.
As a Californian I can say thats probably the least we give since we have a shit tonne of different industries within the state. Reminder we are the fourth largest economy in the world.
It’s sooooo dry, CO kinda sucks even though I really want to like it 😓
Pro Tip: Pour water on yourself to become wet
California gave me a machine to automatically do that when I reach for non-vegetarian products in the store.
I visited Denver earlier this year and needed a bottle of water just to walk from my hotel to the bus stop
Sooner or later Florida won’t be a state anymore.
The great Florida reef?
That’s clever those buildings could potentially become home for the future fishes for sure. https://www.newsweek.com/map-shows-cities-that-could-go-underwater-sea-level-rise-1996760
I’ll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missourah.
The line is so…vertical. Incorrect but funny.
I always knew California was a bedrock of metal illness
From the information above and knowledge of how we populated most of this country, I think there is a strong possibility that whether you forged the river or caulked the wagon, the Mississippi river must have been tainted.
Florida just shouldn’t exist and I’d probably move California over to the other side. But on the whole I think this pic is passable.
Northeast + West Coast and Everywhere Else.
Mentall
states in the northeast
“we are the Midwest! :D”
“whelp, it’s retarded. honey, look away.” loads shotgun
Nevada exists but only for Fallout new vegas
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Alternative States of Dumbfuckistan
How cute. The mental patients are playing a game, where they pretend half of them are normal <3
