“this MF is gonna drop food any moment now, I’ve seen it happen.”
Probably why they love little kids. Lots of crumbs to be had
Reading this reply in my inbox without seeing what it was a reply to was a rollercoaster.
“Better hurry up or he will go without me!”
He is very keen on not being left behind even if I’m just running to the shop.
My dog: " That’s my guy! I love the guy. I wonder if he’ll pull the rope if I bring it to him…"
“Waitformewaitforme… Where are we going???”
“I don’t know what you’re up to, but I am so fucking ready for it.”
She’s a Malinois, and as far as her breed goes, she’s probably just about the laziest one in the world, which still puts her high in the running in the list of most energetic dog I’ve ever met.
I’ve never seen her walk when running or jumping was an option, she gives 110% to everything she does, even if it’s just running up the stairs to go to bed. I’m fairly certain she has never touched half of our stairs because she pretty much just jumps from landing to landing.
I’m convinced dogs only think in punctuation.
“Who’s a good boy?”
“???”
“You’re a good boy!”
“!!!”
10 Do you have food? 20 Do you have my squeaky ball? 30 GOTO 10
I imagine a continual running Gollum/Sméagol dialogue between the domesticated dog personality and the suppressed wolf personality.
Chihuahuas are literally that
- has to go out 2) the dog knows that you are a very sloppy eater and follows you for the guaranteed crumbs that you will be dropping everywhere. They have no incentive in following you unless you are eating something.
