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not the chosen one@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Bill's Not-So-Excellent Legal Services

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Bill's Not-So-Excellent Legal Services

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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    But I thought that’s how a Bill becomes a Law(yer).

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    That is most heinous…

  • Eavolution@kbin.social
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    I thought Esquire was just something anyone could use? I thought it basically meant nothing at all.

    I’m not from America though so maybe it’s an American thing.

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    Uh… I may have committed a little light fraud

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      But you’re still a real wombat, right?

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        And I’ve seen real combat, too 😜

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    MFs gatekeeping esquire now

  • ChlorineAddict@lemmy.world
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    Next you’re going to tell me Handsome Major Angus MacZongo Esquire lied to me too??

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    I’ve never been represented by Bill directly, but I was a client of Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan. Should I be concerned?

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      Only if they represented you in the case of Chuck Norris and his Cowboy Ass vs. The Crotch of Indiana Jones.

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