Anytime Anywhere in my ass

interesting to note that the process of distillation removes radioactive particles from the product, making it safe to drink

no no, God is doing this BECAUSE we’re polluting the earth. if you stop and reverse the pollution then he won’t be mad anymore…

You think that would work to get them to stop?

when I was a kid I had to retrieve a ball that went into a brush of prickly pear. I didn’t see any spikes coming out of it so I thought it was fine.

it hurt so much just to move my hand

Brazilian Hatsune Miku was too powerful for her own good

I’ve been meaning to switch off of Google for months now, but never had the time to properly research what exactly that entails

you’re saying that a 12-ounce bird can carry no more than three flash drives?