I mean, we put cows down with a pneumatic hammer to the skull (Except the last place where I bought 200lbs of ground beef, found a bullet in that one. Also began questioning what parts were in the meat but I had already made 100 burgers and no one had become ill by that point…)
Someone really needs to do clips from Hogan Knows Best but with a superimposed MTG in response.
I know I’m not heartless yet because I am still traumatized by the brick in the window video…
90s NIN was very angry… then Trent went weird.
Piggot the Bigot
Ah. Someone found my field of fucks. See that I had none left to give.
Great. Now they have built a robot version of the biggest threat to power infrastructure.
Nah, shallow grave. Not worth the effort of a proper burial.
And I will not relent upon my statements of fact that Trump is an asshole, rapist, pedophile, fascist, lying, narcissistic cuck until he is impeached or dies. See how likely it is for me to stop saying these things?
Edit: forgot rapist, so hard to remember everything he’s so shitty
Texas handles their own outages perfectly well.
In healthcare, we’ve been back of the line for decades.
Pray all ya want. Last few years have proven that phone is off the hook. We’d be seeing targeted plagues and brimstone if it were.
People forget that popular comedians are usually incredibly intelligent. Conan graduated MCL from Harvard.
Yeah, his income level puts him on the “petty fine” tier.
What? From what my LA friends tell me there are still a lot of the fully automatics there.
Fun anecdote:
My friend had to take his kid to the local ER the same time as we took our kid to the childrens hospital 3 hours away. They got to the ER in 15 min. We had already been given the “don’t know what’s wrong” from that ER the previous week.
We arrive, get taken immediately back, get a presumed diagnosis by the nurse 10 minutes later, and a referral in 3 days to an orthopedic surgeon. We leave, call our friend to check on his kid (broken arm). Still in the waiting room. 3 hours later, still waiting.
We call again just as we are pulling in home. His kid is now getting a cast.
Unless my kid is near death, we travel 3 hours for ER trips because the local hospital is unorganized as hell (and also assumes every patient, child or not, must have a drug screen)
You’re still a product of your upbringing. I was Conservative, like my whole damn family. I in recent years woke up. I never did hateful acts, but I had the thoughts. Sometimes I wonder if people can see the filth on me, see that I made racist jokes, etc. I’m teaching my child differently. She can go to church or synagogues, or whatever. I’ve told her we’ll go if she wants to. But she also knows how I feel about my days in church, and she remembers the days when she was younger and what she overheard. She respects religion, but hasn’t shown any inclination towards it. (Baptist churches, btw, in a Bible belt area, where people didn’t fight much about desegregation only since extreme minority until the 90s.)
Oh no, we were promised no more votes would be needed after 4 years. We’ll likely see Don Jr. in a few though after the heart attack…
Twitter and Fox News are just a click away!