Definitely Scotland. They are antithesis to the English. Super friendly and welcoming. I have been around a lot in Europe never have I been struck by the German nature after I returned from Scotland.

Yes.

❤️🤌🏼🇮🇹

Of all the people in the world, the clown administration made the worst decision and chose the French to try to fuck with.

Then again, “making the worst decision” is on par with anything this administration did so far. Literally.

Would I die soyjacking to a demon? Yes.

Would it be funny? Also yes.

Ripped

I get it!

It takes a cartoonish level of cruelty that your verdict sounds like a made up rage bait article that tries way too hard.

Fuck you. I hope they get the same treatment as kiddy fiddlers in prison.

I am holding the comic in very high esteem. It is one of the best I have ever read, probably even the best. Only time will tell. So I am kinda fanboyish when it comes to changes in the show.

But I love this one. Conquest fucking killed that monologue.

So they first begged the Danish for eggs. Then they came to beg for meine Deutschen Eier. Now they begged even more. I don’t even know how to make fun of this.

Actually had to laugh at this bait. Well done!

Sackstreet Boys

Our target speed (the speed you are recommended to drive) is faster than the US speed limit.

I mean, it’s a nice tickling in the balls when you engage the warp drive on your way home. But it also inspires a lot of amateur race car drivers. Nah, I can do without.

Instead of starting a list of those things and ending up with my App crashing, I will name the one thing I think the US does better.

I think having a speed limit on your highways is kinda a sane thing to have.

To be fair, the UK includes the Scots and they are pretty much in the top 3 of most chill people.

Cubanos. I want to really, really bad. But I know I will never go through that.

The Boltgun from Boltgun.

It sounds right, it feels right, it purges right. There is something poetic about pulling the trigger and knowing whatever you direct your fully automatic rocket propelled grenade launcher at will explode in a cloud of gore.

Me and my girlfriend are joining. Let’s start our own Hobbiton.

When was the last time you danced with your pet?

The police officer even sprinted after him and tried to wrestle him down so he can’t get the gun. Kinda feel bad for the police officer. Which doesn’t happen often.