AI Jesus is coming to steal your art supplies

I texted back “Just send me the virus link”, but did not get a response 🙁

All three of these would make great theme parks.

Art

If you hold something (barely) edible in your hand, then your dog will appear before you. That is not very unexpected 😄

Good dog. Both of them.

I always downvote pugs. They are an abomination.

Good for them

In short: Culture war

Gut gemacht

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Great passive voice: “Bulldozer did a bad thing”. Someone should hold that Bulldozer accountable.

Good cat

Can relate

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Cutting money to the only government agency that can actually turn a decent profit, in order to save money. How very republican.

Whatever works for you. I hope you find a religion that fits you (and does not hurt other people in the process)

Anakin Meme

Anakin: “I am going to stop mass killings as a means to get revenge for society crimes”

Padme: “By stopping society crimes, right”?

Anakin: “…”

Padme: “By stopping society crimes, right”?

You sound like you need Satan in your life.

The satanic temple recognizes that religion has a huge sphere of influence over humanity, and this sphere should not be conceded to theist religions alone. The satanic temple serves as a counter balance to theist religions, and their influence in the world.

PS: Here is a joke:

Question: What to do call people who believe that Satan exists?