Would certainly make their kids Chappell Groan.

Stool

Couldplay

Grateful Dad

The Curve

The Poors

Tonic Youth

System of a Dawn?

It’s like someone dragged sliders to max and min on a cat face creator.

Gormenghast by Mervyn Peake.

Fuzzing inputs until I find a buffer overflow.

Ritual purposes.

Robot vacuum and clothes drier.

I’m smart enough to know that everyone is both smart and stupid.

I’m stupid enough to believe that doesn’t apply to me.

Isn’t that only how American(?) toilets work? Other places don’t flush using the siphon effect.

I will sleep for 5 hours then be awake for the next 32.

I always suspected my children were chaotic evil. The bread was not the first indicator.

The wolf inside of me.

Young dude sitting waiting for a train flicking a bic lighter until it exploded in his hand.

Old lady fell off the platform between two cars while the train was still rolling. Had all the toes on one foot crushed and cut off. The sock was still intact so when we helped the conductor pull her back up it was just a bloody tube of sock with… stuff at the bottom.

Train stopped in the middle of nowhere after it hit a horse. The train won.

What has happened to their hands?

The Dollop

Probably Science

The Little Dumdum Club

Oh I see, you want to control our actions? Centuries of systemic oppression wasn’t enough for you?

Literal nazi scum!

At least once.

Scientists abondon search for dark matter after finding your mom.

“Turns out there isn’t any missing mass, we found it all”.

Unsurpointing.