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Hahaha. Oh wait you’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.

all a nigga needs is a crease

That’s as likely as people not using phobia incorrectly to disparage people they don’t like.

If you leave it to the last minute it will only take a minute

does it phone home so much it crashes my PI hole?

When App Lovin are the good guy you’ve done fucked up.

checks pocket for keys PANIK

I’m driving so they’re in the ignition Kalm

oh, Crimea river

https://youtu.be/7uQNPS9v_VU

My job title is “Team Member” my industry is “Warehousing” the world literally ends before the day is out.

I’m shocked. Shocked. well not that shocked

is it legal where you are? because I found out I like certain types that don’t do well on the black market.

Unacceptable

@aboringdystopia

tale as old as time. we’ll make your life a living hell until you quit just so we don’t have to pay to fire you.

because it went so well before

New hires have to watch the training video.

Do I get paid to watch it?

Haha, No.

because the average person doesn’t know what a torus is anymore

Islamaphobia doesn’t exist. A phobia is an irrational fear. It is perfectly rational to be afraid of people who’s faith instructs them to kill the non-believers.

This is water

They where room mates