Would wear that on a shirt for sure.

Checks date huh, we still got two more months. I guess you can’t expect them to wait with a red hot jape like that.

I mean, you chose your medium for playing games. The same thing exists for a lot of games. I’m quite sure you paid at least that to game in your platform of choice.

I’m assuming this is still PR to assuage people after buying a billion studios recently. It’s a shame MS has released so few games actually worth playing for the past decade. I think this statement might hold the slightest bit of water if that was the case.

This got an HD rerelease on the PS4 and a sequel. It’s unfortunate that people just didn’t buy it. I dunno if you can call a game forgotten when it was never played to begin with. I doubt the combined sales approached 500k.

It was fun on the Vita back in the day.

You pay $400 for it new or buy a used digital system for less. Sony even sells a refurbished disc version for $400 if you are weirdly stuck on physical (since I assume you don’t buy it that way with your current gaming hardware). Do you also quote the highest possible price for a cellphone or a pc?

This is a disingenuous take. All games require hardware and you definitely don’t need to spend $600 to play it.

I’d certainly hope so. That’s his job.

Dwayne Dibley’s first appearance is the most memorable for me.

Inspired and Ubisoft are two words rarely spoken in the same sentence.

How is this not parody? I literally laughed and looked down at the instance expecting to see The Onion.

What are you on about? This is a survey of every country where English isn’t their primary language. This article is from Japan about Japanese proficiency in the English language.

So probably a weaker year but I’d say all of those it beat out have withstood the test of time better.

How was it GoTY? Was 2014 that weak or is this cherry picking a small media outlet?

Is it going to kick my teeth in every time I feel the slightest bit of control?