Dim sum paradise in my ass

Even if there was a limit, he’d probably invoke some ancient law from 500 BC, or just wouldn’t care.

We have to remember law doesn’t seem to apply to him - except the law of physics and entropy. Hopefully soon^tm

I am starting to feel we live in a cookie and this is our eternal punishment.

Z U M A

Yeah yeah, classic with every single fucking government agency.

Also now I crave some tacos.

Bullying small businesses? Hell yeah! Actually doing the important shit and keeping government working conditions in check? Hell naw!

Fuck the working class, apparently.

Synonym for the past 4 years tbh. But hey, I (as a non-American) would be okay with old but not insane president. Guess we got both this time around.

Suit in Ukrainian is listerally “костюм”, in Latin script “kostyum”. Which is pronounced close enough.

I am not sure if it was intended, but hilarious nevertheless.

A Nazi salute is a gesture tho

So, basically give up being raped by the Russians to being exploited by the Americans. What a good deal, great deal, maybe the best deal in the history of deals!

Fuck M$ 365, good old Office 2019.

Also fuck Teams, but that is a whole different story.

Oh Czech’s Babiš was in STB (then sort of secret service) and his job was to indict anti state people. His name is in official documents and he lost a trial about being there in Slovakia, so it is 100% confirmed. He was a piece of scum them, he is a piece of scum now. Not talking about all the other shit he did - like being one of the most wealthy people in Czechia and taking European donations for overpriced projects.

Oh how much I would to see another Luigi moment.

Don’t think there is a larger version tbh, I just slice my mozzarella in half to fit lol.

Oh, you mean the mozzarella slicer. Never knew it could be used for eggs or strawberries.

(I use it exclusively for slicing mozzarella for pizza and toast).

They do, I don’t eat chocolate that much and I don’t buy any for myself anyway.

To be honest, they were fucking delicious.

cue Spongebob meme

Somewhere where you can fix whatever you broke in minutes.

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