comedy

Well that’s good

Wish my computer weren’t dead, so I could at least try to play it. Although my 2070 wouldn’t have survived. It runs nice on my Series X, but I hate playing this type of game with a controller.

Remember the look on his face when he won? He was horrified! Same when he first met with Obama and they had a joint press conference. His body language was like, “oh fuck, what am I even doing here.”

I think regret is hard for him though, because to regret something means you have to feel, in some way, you could have done something better or differently. You have to take ownership of bad feelings and in your part of bad outcomes. I just don’t think his brain will let that happen. Everything bad is always someone else’s fault.

But yeah…maybe in some dark, cobweb encrusted corner of his mind, he wishes he was just a NY scam artist and fake “tycoon.” It served him well enough, as you noted.

Enjoy, hope he takes some remedial civics lessons and cult deprogramming classes. He’ll have lord of time to do so.

I practice quiet shitting while at work. I don’t let anyone know I’m leaving the office, and I head down the elevator to the downstairs bathroom. It’s a nice break from work. I recommend it to anyone.

OP won’t reply to this one…

Don’t get me wrong - I’m absolutely happy that this game is doing well, that people love it, that it isn’t exploitative, etc. those are all great things.

But do we need a daily article essentially restating the same thing?

Just in case anyone else, like me, was curious:

Shoulder dystocia is a condition that happens when one or both of your baby’s shoulders get stuck during vaginal delivery. There are no signs and no way to prevent the condition. Causes may include having a large baby, having a small pelvis or being in the wrong position

Meanwhile, some dolphins in the Atlantic had a very boring Saturday night.

Such an incredible scene, and it really brings home the horror the soldiers went through

🔥🔥🔥 🐶 🔥 🔥🔥

This is fine

Bet this guy wouldn’t talk shit like that to someone his own age

Little bit of A, little bit of B

Was Caroline Ellison one of the initial batch of experiments? Combining naked molerat and human dna?

Holy shit, are we still doing this? Just use whatever phone you want, who gives a shit. People who care deeply about others’ phone preference are weird. Signed, an iPhone user.

No tabbed browsing. At least not until Firebird, IIRC. Also, “110mb download? Shit, I’m going to have to leave the computer on overnight.” Then waking up to find the download failed for some reason.

If you’re looking for podcasts, and you know the ones you are looking for, many have RSS feeds you can subscribe to. I don’t know if there is an open-source podcast player with discovery features, but there might be?