Bizzle

We still have slavery today it’s called “private prisons”

Home of the deranged, land of the lawsuit.

That’s actually sweet thank you

I’m still using my grandma’s ashtray. She didn’t smoke chronic but I remember sitting with her at the table dropping winstons into that MF all day long. After she died (of cancer obviously, she smoked a pack a day since she was 12 years old and made it to 79) I took it. Now it lives in my library, and even though I don’t smoke cigs I use it every day for my joints.

I haven’t worn underwear since 2009

100%, we should guillotine all the billionaires.

Carlos Slim sounds like an RnB artist

I would love if Ukraine shot these pieces of shit out of the sky, that would be so funny.

Inside Job called it.

“We’re casting crisis actors for WWIII. Spoiler alert, America is the bad guy this time!”

AS HE LIGHTS AN AMERICAN SPIRIT, HE ASKS HOW I CAN SMOKE SUCH SHIT!

It’s actually not watercolor, I’m just old and I don’t wear sunscreen 😂 take care of your ink, kids

I don’t remember noticing how obviously fake that rhinoceros was when I was a kid

It is lmfao it was my first one 🥲

I’m about to get my tattoo removed wtf

Dickhead Oligarch Getting Enriched

I hope Bernie doesn’t get sent to a Trump brand Patriotic Reeducation Camp. He’s the only politician that I feel like actually cares about the common man.

Not playing whatever that game is that he said he’s really good at but actually doesn’t even play

Ha! Fuck those guys!

His name is Luigi Mangione and he’s an American hero.

Execute Trump, Musk, Vance, and every other politician aligned with them for treason.