Bizzle

I try to be. I live a deviant lifestyle that I get judged for pretty hard IRL but I do my best to be good in spite of it.

Two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in a vast and windswept desert. The inscription beside- “My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Behold my works, ye mighty, and despair.” Nothing beside remains.

You sell the food already just take a fucking picture of it??

U! S! A! U! S! A!

The only president worse than Trump I is Trump II

You put down the alien equivalent of the salvia pipe and all your alien friends are there asking how it was

I don’t know anything about jamming these but I do know that DeWalt makes a pretty good cordless angle grinder

Incel behavior

King Kong

https://youtu.be/ijH-FS-8zIo

It’s like they’re not even trying, it’s insulting really like how stupid do they think we are

On the bright side it’s being used to artificially prop up a technology that nobody actually needs or even really wants

I always believed in Bigfoot, but in kind of an impersonal way. I never really thought about it, but if guys asked you know I mean sure I believe. Prove it’s not out there. Kind of toward the skeptical side of belief. I’d never seen that footage though and now I especially believe in Bigfoot, holy shit dude that thing on the mountain is nuts

Bonus to table tennis skills

Can’t get any worse lmfao

Lidarr and usenet, it’s sweet

Imagine how utterly cucked you’d have to be to believe this, wow

When I was in college. I took a class about the Bible as literature. It was super good. Really interesting. I’m not even necessarily like religious, but it’s cool to look at it from that sort of a literary perspective especially because it’s such a foundational work in Western Civilization

Rare puritan W

My wife has been listening to stomp n holler Christmas songs since fucking November it’s getting really old.

Only being in a relationship for your own sexual gratification is slack as fuck. Be with someone you actually like, someone that helps you grow.