Read it in Leslie Nielsen.

Hey, if only we could blame the generation in charge of raising Alpha and making sure they knew how to tech?

Fuck. Us? Really?

Run it by me again… You carry the ball in your hands and run forwards? You occasionally throw it, again using your hands?

What do you call it?

Football.

Good question.

I think in the first instance it was the overly verbose answer to a social media post. That suggests you either have a bit of time on your hands or you have very few people to talk to.

Secondly, the hints of grandeur in your comment. Calling out Lemmy users as autists. Weird to do that on this platform, of which you are also on.

But mostly, it’s that you’ve misread the social contract here, and that’s wild as you go on to tell people how to read the situation.

And so my question was genuine. Are you ok, or is there something going on that you need to talk about?

You ok, mate?

I wouldn’t.

These survivalist fantasies where people paint themselves as capable and not fodder…

Hell, you outlast the outbreak/bomb you’ll probably die of sepsis the first time you get a bad cut or a tooth that goes rotten.

If it is truly the apocalypse, you are best just letting go, because what follows after is like the end of night out at a club when they turn the lights on.

That’s probably because Google are deliberately nerfing your viewing because you are using an ad blocker.

They tell you as much in the little pop up.

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But let’s not forget the time the US dragged the world into a horrible war on terror just so it could maintain oil prices too.

Yes, that was what I joking about.

You just know that Trump is going to have to say and do some batshit wild stuff to distract us from this.

What next?

My money is on claiming Antarctica as US land because of …uh… Ice prices or something.

Nah, you got Hungary too. All the fash.

Real Art of The Deal shit.

Absolute fucking masterclass in statesman-like diplomacy.

Genuinely a moment for all Americans to be proud of. Truly, exceptional.

I hope Zelensky travelled all the way there to tell him to go and fuck himself to his face.

Going to guess you aren’t European and you aren’t aware of what Putin did to our gas prices at the start of the Ukrain invasion.

You’re out by a million miles (sarcasm, not exact figure).