Best I can do is a grey wolf with 15 genes from a Dire Wolf and 5 Dire Wolf equivalent genes without the blindness and deafness from modern dogs.

Have never met one that wasn’t truly awful! But maybe that’s just Texas.

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“This chemical can be absorbed through your skin, and it’s even worse if you’re sweating while wearing the band because it can get into your pores”

Moisturize Me

It’s more of a “Junk Drawer” in my family. Just for things that have no relevant places or are easily categorized, but are important enough not to keep somewhere more out of the way. Always contains at least one item that makes it near impossible to open the drawer on first pull and requires manipulation to open. For my family, it’s usually a hammer.

Something something silent auction.

What in the absolute fuck is wrong with this planet?

Good.

Bernie can read the room. These other fuckers very much less so.

Non-consensual Dick Cheese in my new band name.

Havarti. Semisoft, a little tangy, nice on a cracker, melts well on things.

I hope the asteroid comes soon.

You don’t think MAGA goons would organize constitutional conventions to keep their god king in office?

Out the window? Recoverable. Shredded to bits at the bottom of a dirty disposal, just like the constitution? That’s where it’ll go.

My district voted 86% for Trump to 14% for Harris.

I have no neighbors. Just people who will report me to the secret police in the future.

Well, that’s how you make a good curse.

And they are collectively shortening our lifetimes too so we pollute less so they can keep their jetliners running during a lunch break in France!

Apples > Raisins && Toothbrushes.

Mine will only sleep on my hip. If I roll over and he falls off? Back on other hip.