Cosmere time! Give me all of that Investiture!

Say it with me now: THEY DON’T FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE POLLS

As MAGA likes to say… Cry harder!

Now is really not the time to be nitpicking the lesser points of American culture. We’re kind of dealing with an existential crisis at the moment.

My dumb ass would forget this is my phone case and try to go through TSA lol

Absolutely yes it does.

K. quits anyway

Good. Be alarmed.

A junk/misc. drawer? Yes.

The Wild Robot if you’re a parent.

When Pepper tells Tony he can rest.

The end of Onward

I’m curious if they’re actually doing this out of concern that people might try to break him free.

Don’t talk to strangers on the internet

BLEHHHHHHHH

The fact that I’m not on a UHC plan.

Yes, I do, however it is not perfect. Microwave popcorn is more art than science and it takes years of experience to know when to stop the cycle. Too short and you’re left with a plethora of unpopped kernels. Too long and it burns.

Socialism in my Texas?!?! /s

It will change nothing

I would [REDACTED] so that no one has to deal with this shit.

Now I can go back to never thinking about Jake Paul again.

#TeamAsteroid …