A Riccar vacuum. It’s only been about five years but so far so good.

Surprising no one.

Gen X got scammed by that damned hustler at the Street Fighter cabinet.

I’ll use it as long as they keep it bundled with YouTube Premium. The day they unbundle I’m out.

A few years ago, I moved from Chicago to a medium sized city in Colorado. Even with the light pollution we have in my city, the stars are still great. In Chicago I was lucky to see fifteen stars on a clear night.

It sure isn’t enough to get me to bother installing 11.

Why are they practically illegal?

I keep both the 4 hour and the 12 hour time-released versions at home. There’s no substitute. I’ll gladly spend a few extra minutes at the pharmacy counter to obtain it.

They could just let her go. They know what she looks like and they know the car she’s in. Unless she goes on the lam for a few bottles of booze it seems easier and safer to follow up with her a day or two later for what is presumably a misdemeanor.

I wish they’d pick a color. I don’t care which one.

It pains me to point out that it’s more like ~30 years ago. Rest in peace Jonathan Brandis.

And every day they say “Bappity, You’re welcome, but please stop calling and texting us so often. We’re busy. A weekly or even monthly thanks would be plenty.”

At least three of these diseases have no vaccine although I’ve read they’re developing one for malaria.

New geriatric morons are created daily.

A lot of my printing happens when parents visit. They love to print everything. I’m much more likely to use the scanner on my Brother printer than actually print.

Yeah, I don’t think this even qualifies as news.

I’m not sure any car company could make me feel comfortable about using a full auto feature.

You know what people do in countries with lots of really hot weather? They take a siesta during the hottest part of the day because that’s just smart.

All my Sunday school class homies join in: “♫He’s got the whoooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whole moon in His hands.♫”

I think given enough time it could make a comeback. A few generations of people who used it to refer to the developmental disability will need to die off. Language changes and insults come and go. I’ll be dead for sure, but in the meantime when something inane is happening to me I can still go back to my childhood vocab and think to myself, “This is retarded.”