I, too, many years ago got tired of the process of removing shells and now just crush 'em shell on. It’s been about a decade and no issues thus far.

What a great line from TNG!

Thanks I… hate it?

No, I think I love it!

WITAF‽

Don’t take her from me! She’s the only woman I’ll ever love! 😭

These guys are prolly GS-level workers so a pay raise isn’t really feasible, but I hope they all negotiate a MUCH higher salary! Like, were they a 10? Well, they’ll only come back if they’re a 12! Really cost us some money, man. This administration deserves it.

Why? WHY!

How is someone’s life so small that they spend their time getting angry about another person’s differently-colored skin‽ Or their goddamn genitals!

I hope the next plague kills us all. We don’t deserve the beauty of life.

Ha! You and me both!

I went to that!

The visual I just got of Tucker Carlson licking Vladimir Putin’s asshole is… not my favorite way to wake up. 🤣😁🤢

This fucking cunt is gonna ruin us

I’m TOTALLY making some Cajun ones tomorrow. Hell yeah!

I hope we don’t have to pay some new fee for that cert.

All thanks to our Glorious President Trump!

/s

Can confirm.

As of Thursday evening, none of the nearly 100 kids incarcerated in the facility have been moved to safety, a spokesperson for the Los Angeles County Probation Department told The Appeal. The probation department oversees the county’s juvenile facilities.

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Seven jails are within 1.5 miles of the largely uncontained fires. None responded when asked about their plans to protect incarcerated people from air quality issues or potentially evacuate.

Many thanks to Our Glorious Leader for providing us this information that we may wake up against the Lib’ruhl media.

Ooof! I was gonna add something from my own childhood, but then I read this and now I gotta take a knee and go cuddle something soft.

Hahahaha… Oh, wait. Ah, fuck! 😞

Nice to meet you, Leonard!