He promised to reduce grocery prices on day 1, and end the war in Ukraine after winning the election

“Known liar lies” could just be the headline every day with him

Biden never should have made a republican the AG

Prepping himself for his 2028 presidential run. Gotta get the “Christians” behind him

If IBM actually manages to convert COBOL into Java like they’re advertising, they’ll end up killing their own cash cow

So much still runs on COBOL

Teeth are apparently considered luxury bones

Not a scientist, but I’d guess mostly B, maybe helped along with some of A.

The goal of a virus is to replicate, and it does that better when it’s less lethal

Almost all these companies run on an annual schedule where the price will keep going up until you hit the “standard” rate.

Gotta call and threaten to cancel (or actually cancel) to get it back down

Weird to think that $500million is a fraction of a percent for apple