GreenPlasticSushiGrass

Getting sick from too much Strawberry Qwik. C;mon, GenXers, you’ve done it too!

Seven or a lemon, snake eyes watching you!

Lol! “Bigoted and discriminatory”! As if they were born a cop, had no choice to be anything other that a cop, and could never be without a uniform or a weapon. Fuck 'em.

My partner was a charge nurse on a psych ward for 16 years. Many of her interactions with police were as follows:

POLICE: buzzes the desk
My Parnter: Yes?
P: This is officer so-and-so with the so-and-so police department. We have a warrant for the arrest of a patient on your ward. Let us in.
MP: Okay, but this is a secure ward and firearms are not allowed. Surrender your weapons at the security office and I’ll grant you access to make your arrest when you return.
P: I’M NOT SURRENDERING MY WEAPON!
MP: Well, then can’t enter this ward.
end of conversation

It sounds like ChatGPT compiled that convo from bad animes.

Pro tip: You can use your unusually small penis to make perfectly round holes in cookies, as long as they don’t contain any chocolate chips!

As a former professor, offer me twenty bucks and I’ll laugh in your face and tell you to get the fuck out of my office. I say this as an honest educator, but the answer would probably be the same from a dishonest one.

I didn’t expect this so soon. Great job, Earnest and team!