I mean, they died in your house, the ghost lives there now. That’s how it works.

If I order urns on Amazon, does that send someone a red flag email you think?

Shit, you’re right. Also, has this happened before?

Wait, how many vampires have died in your house?

What’s their Ouija board number?

Dang, Lemmy has some unusual cannibals lurking

What the… are you trying to become a vampire too or just a weird cannibal?

How do you know this?

So weird everyone on Lemmy has a story about someone who went a little extra and people answering on Reddit say it was just another day.

Username checks out

I know. I wish I had all red hair. I only have like 2 streaks in my beard.

I just kind find nice women without pets that I’m deathly allergic to.

sigh This kind of ignorant discrimination goes on a lot in Japan too. A small percentage of ethnically Japanese people do NOT have black hair, but it is very much a standard. Some schools make kids dye it!

This is my desert yo!

Bodacious

Tubular

Take a whiz

Majorly

Put some stank on it Daggy!

I think this word wins.

Spoot!

Ignoramus

Teleconference

Indubitably

This would make a great deep dive subject for someone with a lot of time on their hands for research.

TL;DW - There are carvings, stories, genetic evidence, linguistic evidence, and historical accounts that collectively support the idea that contact by the Irish (and maybe other Europeans) occurred 1000 years before Columbus and this dude in Galway knew about it from trying and then might have been in cahoots with Columbus to go there, but Columbus took all the credit as an “accidental” discovery.