Sunbeam toaster from the 50s. Looks fantastic, has replaceable parts that obviously only need replaced at most once or twice per human life span, and it doubles as a mirror. Nobody enters my kitchen and fails to notice it either, which is a nice way to break the ice with first time guests.
Right now there’s a murder trial nearby me wherein a man and his girlfriend were at his brother’s house, somebody broke in and the man shot at the invaders, but the invaders turned out to be police executing a no-knock warrant at the house… well when he shot, they shot back, and they fatally injured the man’s girlfriend. Now he’s on trial for her murder instead of the police who did the botched and unconstitutional raid, resulting in her death by police gunfire. Absolute joke of a justice system.