Actually ordinary household vacuums are notoriously bad at sucking ashes from human remains. There are special vacuums for fireplaces and such that do way better job, Id recommend one of these

Quantum entangled particles

There is (was?) a ”nosillysuffix” sub that would aggregate all those *porn subs.

Dont forget about faster than light neutrinos

You are probably not horny every time you fap. That means you fap/watch porn to feel better or distract yourself from something.

Figure out why you fap/consume porn when you are not horny. Deal with that problem.

Go cold turkey with porn/fapping. There will be ups and downs but after about 3 weeks you will be ok. If you can last 2-3 months you will feel 100 times better (like gettig a hard on whne you see a (not even a very hot) girl on a street). After that you can go back to normal but only fap when you are horny. Dont look at porn, it will mess you up.

Thanks asshole, now I can only fap to richard simmons.

I can do it for 45 minutes. Actually 1,5 hours if I use two scuba tanks.

There is pretty much zero risk of russia getting any teritory from ukraine. Russia will break apart before that happens.

As someone else said, you cant really trust digital devices. Any digital device has potential to spy on you.

The best solution is to air-gap everything. But that also makes it practically useless.

My solution is to selfhost everything I can and have those services in containers and behind a vpn. Its not perfect but light years ahead of anything else I came across.

The irony of posting this here