"I’m not the sharpest crayon in the basket. "

“Does the pope shit in the woods?”

Meanwhile in Chilean politics…

This reminds me of a post a while ago about toilets being an interconnected asshole system.

For the brief moment that you are sitting on the toilet you connect to an larger network of interconnected assholes via the sewage system. And in that brief moment we are all one.

I always thought it was a copyright thing. “My Phone” is too close to “iPhone”

Is that millhouse??

Fuck. I seriously thought $atya Nadella was above this.

Edit: changed an S for an $ cause it seemed appropriate.

I like to believe that it’s a like a news headline “More Americans have died of ebola after marrying Kim Kardashian”

Whoa spoilers!

I didn’t see this one in the list, but UNN newscast from Starcraft 2 is one of my favorites! Particularly Donny Vermillion.

Cool and all… But why did you have to post this over and over in a gajillion subs?