Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two
All chaps are assless. That’s why they’re chaps and not pants
I think of the assless part as depending on whether the individual has chosen to wear a layer underneath the chaps.
Part of the problem here is that’s a lore inaccurate spider. It shows most of the legs attached to the abdomen, when all eight legs and the pedipalps are all attached to the cephalothorax.
This guy spiders
I very don’t. I’m a pretty serious arachnophobe. But you know what they say, know thy enemy. Their chest is also their head.
2
I assume pants are supposed to cover reproductive organs as well as legs, so 2.
2 looks like a Tachikoma
The question is not “how”. The question is “why”.
Jair?
Indeed
Honestly, I’m just occasionally concerned with normal spiders “wearing” my pants right before I try to put them on.
To all the arachnophobes that read this: I’m very sorry.
avarege aussie
Answer, they wouldn’t
Agreed, spiders are notoriously free spirited
That’s why I hang out with spiders instead of people
Aka, Harlots!
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1 is the old disgusting drunk that is shirtless and almost bursting out of his jeans
2 is as normal as it can look
3 is very seductive 😏😏
Like a hat
Hmmm, how does it get its change out of its pocket?
Spiders never change.
Spiders wear onesies.
I saw (I think) the original instance of this meme.
Every time I forget it, another evolution of it pops up.
I love it.
