• robocall@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Nothing more satisfying than killing a mosquito and taking back the blood that they stole.

  • cheer@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    screw contracting diseases if it means you can turn the tables on them 🤷

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    2 years ago

    One of my dogs is a nipper and I keep telling him that I don’t bite him, so I don’t think that’s especially fair.

    Does he listen?

  • Bleeping Lobster@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    You can get an electrified racquet… then just stand there swinging it wildly like a lightsaber, listening to the crackle and pop of your tiny bitey enemies dying 10 at a time.

    The enemy is never ending, it’s kind of a Sysphean task. But for a few brief minutes you will once again feel secure in your place at the top of the food chain (also your chances of being reincarnated as a mosquito are increased by 100000x)