Nothing more satisfying than killing a mosquito and taking back the blood that they stole.
screw contracting diseases if it means you can turn the tables on them 🤷
From experience I can say that they taste bad.
How. Tell me right now.
One of my dogs is a nipper and I keep telling him that I don’t bite him, so I don’t think that’s especially fair.
Does he listen?
You can get an electrified racquet… then just stand there swinging it wildly like a lightsaber, listening to the crackle and pop of your tiny bitey enemies dying 10 at a time.
The enemy is never ending, it’s kind of a Sysphean task. But for a few brief minutes you will once again feel secure in your place at the top of the food chain (also your chances of being reincarnated as a mosquito are increased by 100000x)
Grab the mosquito, stick its proboscis right into your vein, and squeeze your stolen blood back in.