Do it girl! Cash him out!
Mackenzie Bezos and Melinda Gates will welcome you.
How can you be a billionaire and not have a prenup? I didn’t think that existed.
He really Huang himself there.
For those not in the over 50 crowd - Jensen done fucked up. Lori is quite the catch.
But the real question is: who gets the jacket???
It’s jackets. A massive collection.
Imagine building the world’s most valuable AI chip company only to discover that the most expensive single point of failure is your personal life. The $75 billion figure is speculative, but Nvidia having no obvious succession plan is the part shareholders should actually be sweating.
He didn’t “build” shit. Nvidia didn’t become one of the biggest companies overnight because they innovated anything. They just happened to be making video game hardware that was dual use. First for crypto, then for AI. He’s rode the crest of the AI bubble to galactic overvaluation. If she gets this settlement, she’s arguably done more to earn that money than him.
Uhhh dude that “video game hardware” is basically fucking alien technology from the hardware itself, let alone all of firmware / software.
Although he might’ve just been the poster boy, it is very evident that he has been great for engineering at Nvidia as a CEO, given where they were at before AI was even a thing. Without researching the fuck out of him, I frankly find it impossible to believe that he hasn’t been extremely hands on in many ways with their success, even if it’s been from a very top-down manner.
It pains me to write all of this as someone who despises most of these tech bro CEO losers.
Note: this isn’t the compliment it’s possibly gonna sound like: Jensen is the CEO that Musk wishes he was.
I think the innovation was more CUDA than the hardware. AMD and Intel were never really that far behind them.
All I’ll say is there’s a very clear reason why China is doing everything possible to try and undermine Taiwan and it does not shock me at all that they honeypotted Jensen.
You mean ATI before it was AMD, and Intel…well intel is still trying to find relevance. I agree with ‘dou9m.’ We shouldn’t downplay this dude’s accomplishment. Most gamers only saw their awesome grahics card as that…until crypto and now AI. I remember when RIVA 128 came out and basically mopped every other card on the market off the market? 3DFX, where are you…Matrox, where are you?
Matrox still exists and still makes graphics cards, just not consumer ones.
Nvidia bought out 3DFX’s patent library, it’s where they got their SLI tech for instance.
You know who wouldn’t have an affair as a CEO?
AI
WE still don’t know why the AI companies hacked each other. Does an AI hacking another AI count as some sort of violation of another intelligent entity?
The more important question is “do AIs fuck?”
What weird phrasing. A windfall isn’t being rich, then continuing to be rich… Also, it’s not a surprise… None of this meets the definition of a windfall.
Rich lady divorces rich husband, continues to rich richingly
Go girl. She supported his shit from the start and deserves better.
I find it incredibly difficult to take this article seriously
Many basic errors in the article, including in the first sentence
That pales in comparison to the biggest error: The author forgot Bill and Melinda Gates divorced
That alone undermines the entire premise of the article. Their divorce was bigger
Hey, she’s cuuuuuuute
By definition Jensen is a literal traitor. Too funny to me that nothing will happen to this dude because nvidia is too big to fail.
“windfall”? like … it’s not windfall, she deserves what she’s owed. being a partner means when they screw you over your half is not a “windfall” lol.






