I ate pot stickers for the glory of the empire

I decompiled the flash game “fireboy and watergirl 2 the light temple” using an 11+ year old software called JPEXS so I can replace all the gendered door sprites with my gnu-imp modified, gender-neutral ones.

For the glory of the empire!

Turned off my ActiVac for the glory of the empire!..

My wound feels weird but it’s for the glory of the empire.

Doomscrolling for the glory of the empire

I just failed no nut November, for the glory of the empire!

I took a shit and it went Qapla’!-p for the glory of the empire!

Cleaned my cat’s litter box for the glory of the empire!!!

Gave my standup update FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

I just shit out Klingon box wine FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I fed my dog her antibiotic, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Clocked out at work, for the glory of the empire.

I woke up hungover FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I farted in bed for the glory of the empire.

Took a nice warm shower… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I looked at meme’s on the internet, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!