Three perfect logicians walk into a bar.
The bartender says “Y’all want something to drink?”
The first logician thinks about it and says “I don’t know.”
The second logician thinks about it and also says “I don’t know.”
The third logician says “Yes.”There are two kinds of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete
Would you like to hear a TCP joke?
I would like to hear a TCP joke.
Here is your TCP joke.
I have received your TCP joke. *laughter*.
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I’d tell you a UDP joke but I’m afraid you wouldn’t get it.
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are in a car. They get pulled over.
Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No, but I know exactly where I am,” Heisenberg replies.
The cop says, “You were going 140 km/h, were only 120 is allowed”
Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, “Great! Now I’m lost!”
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says, “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”
“We do now, you bastard!” shouts Schrodinger.
I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.
Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.
Oh wow!
What does a mathematician do when he’s constipated?
He works it out with a pencil!
There are 10 types of people in this world.
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Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
Let Epsilon be so small that Epsilon half is already negative.
