Ultra-mega-kickass-sharktooth-rocket-spice smells so good!
I am a man and I chose my deodorant because to me it smells like fruit roll up. I’m not a shill, so if you’re curious, it’s this kind:
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Old Spice Wolfthorn
Apparently, women are supposed to smell like things while men are supposed to smell like concepts.
You can also smell like Greek mythology (I got ‘Heroic’ and ‘Colossus’ lol)
I AM THE CONCEPT OF TIME
Im trying not to smell like the dark abyss of eternal existental crissis. That is why I need deoderant to begin with. I just dont know why so many of them smell like desperate raging hormone.
Jokes on you, guys. Your buying the same stuff as women just with “cool” names.
When can we start getting the nihilist aromas? Yankee Candles has some I think. I want ‘goodbye to a good friend’, ‘de ja vu’, ‘deep repose’, and ‘scenic outcrop’.
Tactical body wash with essence of slaughterhouse, IPAs at the axe throwing place, and gym floor mats covered in sweat from the bois.
Don’t forget the blood from the UFC fighting mat
Don’t take my rabid shark deodorant away from me.
Marking for men is marketing for 16-year old:
- Gilette Power Fusion
- Weber Stealth Kettle
Pine, cedar, sandlewood and related tree scents are literally some of the most common, yet not featured?
I see 3 chads 2 in the meme 1 femme man represented in the comments.
