My favorite is, “Are you subscribed to my OnlyFans?” Not only stops the conversation, but they’ll avoid you for the rest of the night.

Why is that a conversation stopper? I’d be interested to know more. What were you in prison for? How long were you in prison? Were you guilty or innocent? Do you think you deserved it or do you think the system is fucked up?

“Oh right. You were in for prostitution.”

Does anyone ever actually say that?

I guess I never look familiar.

“Didn’t i sell you crack cocaine?”

“Do you watch a lot of gay porn?” is my go to.