• workerONE@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Bernie Sanders is going to take control of all the toothbrush factories. You will be assigned a toothbrush bristle hardness designated by your socialist dentist. If you drive a lifted truck you will be assigned to work in a gay cake factory that only bakes cakes for gay weddings.

    • TootTootComingThru@lemmy.world
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      22 hours ago

      As long as it comes with decent health insurance and dental I don’t give a shit anymore. I’ll make those cakes so fucking gay I don’t even care.