Alt text: Photo of a flight attendant on plane carrying a cat.
Text reads “CAT ESCAPES ITS OWNER IN ECONOMY ON A DELTA AIR LINES FLIGHT AND TRIES TO UPGRADE ITSELF TO FIRST CLASS.”
"Excuse me. Is there a fee for a catnip martini?’
ECONOMY, CARL!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I’M MOVING TO FIRST CLASS IMMEDIATELY!
The seats are free.
You can just take them.
I was moving and had 2 ferrets in a soft cat carrier. No shit the female (wicked smart) escaped mid flight. We almost had to emergency land because of it. Thankfully she popped up 10 rows in front of my seat and was safely recovered.
Way before 9/11 flying was so much more relaxed.
I like the laughter on the first-class lady’s face. Also I think I might be willing to pay for first class if it came with a beautiful floofy cat like that.
Know your worth.
