turkeys don’t usually tell me how to cook them
If a turkey ever tells me how to cook it, I’m not going to cook it.
I don’t know. I’ve never had one talk to me about recipes. They must be thinking about food, though. Because they say ‘gobble gobble gobble’ a lot.
No, turkeys who tell lies are often heading down a bad road. They won’t turn out well at all. It’s a shame. You used to be able to trust a turkey, not these days.
I had only had from frozen turkey before. A friend gave me a turkey he got from work that he didn’t want. Fresh never frozen bird. It was BY FAR the great turkey I’d ever had. You’d think it was a different animal, so tender and juicy.
Probably never having one again though because they’re much more expensive lol. Hopefully my buddy gets more free turkey!
