We’ve all trusted a fart, surely it gets messy if you sleep naked
I can’t say I do, I’m not particularly in the habit of randomly shitting myself in the middle of the night
My man, you might need to see a doctor if this is a regular occurrence
Yeah man, he needs to get his shit together!
I was like you and the I hit 35 and things started getting weird down there when letting one rip. Not sure if this is a normal part of getting old or if something is wrong with me.
For whatever it’s worth, I’m 36 and still haven’t started shitting myself. I intend to continue the tradition for many more years, Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise.
No mate, that is not normal. See a doctor.
I’d think someone who sharts often enough in their sleep to be worried should be worried regardless if they’re naked or not.
Like, myself sharting or someone else sharting on my unprotected body??
someone else
How many people do you usually have in your bed?
Why not both?
yo how the fuck is your profile pic moving?? what kind of black magic is this
You said it yourself. Black magic.
I dunno. It never has been an issue even when sleeping fully clothed
That’s never happened to me while sleeping, or when awake, outside of on the toilet, and probably when I was an infant.
Do you need to eat more fibre?
I don’t shit the bed frequently enough for this to be a concern.
I didn’t used to.
Thanks.
Just to approach this from a slightly different angle: how often would you say you need to change clothes in an average day?
I never had that problem. In general, I don’t worry about sharting. I would see a doctor about it if I were you.
Yeah i don’t know. I sleep naked all the time and so far i haven’t shat the bed since i was like 4, so i’m pretty confident
And its not messy if you have PJs on?
I only stopped because of earthquakes. Much more likely to happen than sharts.
Sharts are more likely to occur during earthquakes. You know…all the shaking.
As someone who has had stomach issues all my life and sleeps naked, yes I do. When in doubt, I roll onto my stomach first.
Shit fountain.
It will not stop. It will keep going. Your room will flood. Your house will flood. The world will eventually be covered in shit, and it will be your fault. There will be no ark. Only shart.
