Pinky.

You would.

Will he still have the heart to eat pork? Does he have it in him?

I do this every night. DM me for interview availability.

That was heartbreaking. I so hope this ends with an implant in Musk’s brain, but I understand the little walnut in there probably isn’t eligible.

Is that Clegg Tilman?

“Is that…Totino’s pizza roll on the finish? Peppero…no, no, wait…Combination!”

Schumer does most of the talking. McConnell just kinda…stares.

Brandon Sanderson comes to mind.

Can any cartel employees comment on their benefits package? Work-from-home policy?

A YouTube creators’ strike isn’t an impossible notion. It’d just have to be led by a couple of big names, like a Mr. Beast type.

Don’t worry, there’s no historic precedent for attacks on civilian shipping vessels leading to major war.

God, please, no. If ever you heed your humble servant…

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And Volkswagen’s ethics record is surely spotless, right? Name me literally one time they did something bad.

More realistically, you’re going to want to hire a proper custom coachbuilder to ensure you can oversee every aspect of the production process.

Is it not enough that the man was forcibly lobotomized!?

Mighty kind of 'em.

He’s tickled at his own headline.

It led to protests, chanting, and fights broke out. Yay!