I always ask people to bring me ice cream from wherever they are going. “You’re having a wedding in the Virgin Islands? Bring me back some ice cream”
Not sure when o started doing that but everyone hates it lol
Going store
Why many word, few trick
I’ll have a P.A. system, a boomerang and some petrol, if you’d be good enough.



Hey, no problem! I was lucky enough to get ya handful of petrol.
That’s very kind of you and it is much appreciated.
I’ve been craving pizza this whole week now… Think you can get one for me?

Fresh from a oven! Enjoy!
Damn, yes. I was just there and forgot the lube. And, a couple of big cucumbers, too, if you don’t mind? Thanks.
Oh! The lube is locked up in the vitamins section. You need to find someone with a key. Don’t worry, they’re very nice. Then, they walk it up to the front and you need to ask the girl at self-checkout to get it for you. She’s really friendly, always smiles when she see me.


I got ya! Hope these cucumbers are big enough for your… appetite ;)
Can I have some hugs? I need at least a week’s supply, please :)
I got you, fam.🫂 Thank you, I needed that :)
If you see Dad, tell him we miss him

They miss you too.
Could you bring me back some crayons? It’s been a while since I’ve eaten and I could use a snack

Bon Appétit!
Yum!
Smokes let’s go

Smokin is bad, mkay. Enjoy natures own smoke instead.




